Ossifa Tlinklitniktikutl Is On the Job

hmmmm… many people in igloo… better call ice marshall quick… click. click. click. click. click. click. sorry, mister. that all this igloo is rated to hold. yr gonna have to take yr seal intestines and go somewhere else. official tally in igloo… three man inuit, three woman inuit, four sled dog, one half walrus (part eaten already), two seal (dead). ice marshall come. tell family too crowded, conditions unsafe, igloo might melt and crush half walrus and dogs. that not acceptable. inuit men stripped of parkas and mukluks and left out on ice floe. ossifa tlinklitniktikutl and ice marshall get little something something from inuit women, then back to work keeping nunavut safe.

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Published in: on January 26, 2010 at 8:04 pm  Leave a Comment  

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