The Tard Next Door: Drunknard vs Good Taste

the tard’s out in my yard
he’s having a good time
he laughs and jokes and smiles a lot
i wish that he was mine

the tard lives right next door
and sometimes he gets out
i get up most days well past noon
woke by his tardly shout

he likes to ride in cars
he likes to honk the horn
he likes to sit and eat up chips
while watching softcore porn

i take him to the store
his mom says that’s okay
we look at tampons and at pads
and laugh and laugh all day

i laugh with him each time
he greets me in my yard
and then i think how great it is
to live next to a tard

if some day he moves out
my life would be the pits
unless his mom can sell their house
to chicks with awesome tits

Published in: on March 8, 2010 at 12:39 am  Leave a Comment  

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